Australian Slang – How to Get By Down Under

In America we all know an ankle-biter is an obnoxious child, and avos are avocados. These are just a couple of Aussie slang words we have picked up and use daily. Aussie being a prime example of Australian Slang, we also know that “down under” is either Australia or New Zealand.

Mozzies are definitely the disease-carrying mosquitoes, but a billy is something you boil water in. A wombat is someone who eats shoots and leaves, and is probably just a vejjo (vegetarian).

Whatever you do in Australia, please don’t whinge (whine), as it is unsightly. You’d be better off getting a wobbly boot on (get drunk) than getting all wobbly (excited). Someone may be accused of having kangaroos loose in their top paddock if they appear a bit deranged.

If you have caught a wog, it is either the flu or a cold, definitely not an Indian. A wog is as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Tall poppies are not where heroin comes from, these are successful people who must be subjected to daily criticism (tall poppy syndrome). Not a tall poppy? Then you are a sook (soft, tame and weak).

A schooner is a big beer in Queensland, and you would be called a banana bender if you lived there. If you’re from Western Australia you might be called a sandgroper. If you live south of Queensland you could be referred to as a “Mexican” oddly enough. But clearly, Tassies are Tasmanians, and if you don’t like them you can call them Taswegians. But don’t ask for a girl for a “mappa tassie,” she might slap you! A mappa tassie is a woman’s pubic hair.

Your mate (friend) may drive a ute (utility truck) in the outback, and I’m sure he brings along a tucker bag and cooler filled with many, many cold cans of tinny (beer). In some situations without enough fourexes (XXXX brand beer), or on a walkabout (a walk in the Outback that lasts for an indefinite amount of time), you could “go troppo” (escape to a condition of tropical madness).

So in parting I offer an “Aussie salute” (as I wave away the flies) and say, G’Day to you too! Here is a short list I have complied of my more favorite and well-used slang expressions:

Ankle biter – small child

Aussie – Australian

Aussie salute – to brush away flies with one’s hand

Avos – avocados

Banana bender – a person from Queensland

Barbie – barbecue

Bastard – term of endearment

Bathers – bathing suit

Battler – someone working hard and only just making a living

Bikkie – biscuit

Billabong – an ox-bow river or watering hole

Billy – pot for boiling water

Bingle – motor vehicle accident

Bities – biting insects

Bitzer – mongrel dog

Bizzo – business

Bloke – man, guy

Bog in – chow down

Bog standard – simple, unadorned

Bogged – stuck in mud or deep sand

Boomer – male kangaroo

Brekkie – breakfast

Bush – the outback

Bushie – bush resident

BYO – someplace where you have to bring your own booze

Cab Sav – Cabernet Sauvignon wine

Chokkie – chocolate

Chook – chicken

Chunder – vomit

Click – kilometre – “it’s over 100 clicks from here”

Cobber – friend

Down under – Australia and New Zealand

Drongo – Idiot

Earbashing – nagging, non-stop chatter

Fair dinkum – true, genuine

Fair go – a chance
Feral – a hippie

Footy – Australian Rules football

Fossick – search

Fossick – to prospect

Fossicker – prospector

G’Day – hello!

Get Stuffed! – Fuck You!

Give it a burl – try it, have a go

Gobsmacked – surprised, astounded

Good oil – a good idea

Good onya – good for you

Greenie – environmentalist

Grog – liquor, beer

Gutful of piss – drunk

Jackaroo – a male farm hand

Jillaroo – a female farm hand

Joey – baby kangaroo

Jug – electric kettle

Jumbuck – sheep

Knocker – somebody who criticises

Liquid laugh – vomit

Maccas – McDonald’s burgers

Mappa Tassie – map of Tasmania – a woman’s pubic area

Mate – buddy, friend

Mate’s rate – friend’s discount

Matilda – sleeping bag

Mexican – a person from the south of Oz

Milk bar – corner shop that sells takeaway food

Mozzie – mosquito

Muddy – mud crab

Mull – grass (cannabis)

Muster – round up sheep or cattle

Mystery bag – a sausage

Nasho – National Service (compulsory military service)

Naughty, have a – have sex

Never Never – the Outback

Nipper – young one

No drama – same as ‘no worries’

No worries! – no problem, covers everything

Not the full quid – not bright intellectually

Nuddy – nude

Nut out – hammer out or work out

O S– overseas

Off one’s face – drunk

Offsider – an assistant, helper

Oldies – parents

Outback – interior of Australia

Oz – Australia!

Piece of piss – easy task

Piker – a loner

Piss – beer

Plate, bring a – Instruction on party or BBQ invitation to bring your own foodIt doesn’t mean they’re short of crockery!

Plonk – cheap wine

Polly – politician

Pom, pommy – an Englishman

Pommy bastard – an Englishman

Pommy shower – using deodorant instead of taking a shower

Quid – money

Reckon! – you bet!

Rego – vehicle registration

Ridgy-didge – original, genuine

Road train – big truck with many trailers

Rollie – a cigarette that you roll yourself

Roo – kangaroo

Roo bar – stout bar fixed to the front of a vehicle to protect the car from damage when hitting kangaroos (or any wildlife) in the outback

Root – fuck (that turkey was rooted to death)

Root rat – somebody who is constantly looking for sex

Sandgroper – a person from Western Australia

Schooner – large beer glass in Queensland; medium beer glass in South Australia

Servo – petrol station

Shark biscuit – somebody new to surfing

She’ll be right – it’ll turn out okay

Sheila – a girl

Shout – your turn to buy a round of drinks

Slab – a carton of 24 bottles or cans of beer

Sleepout – house verandah converted to a bedroom

Sook – person or animal who is soft or tame

Station – a big farm/grazing property

Stoked – very pleased

Stonkered – drunk

Strine – Australian slang and pronunciation

Stubby – a 375mlbeer bottle

Stubby holder – polystyrene insulated holder for a stubby

Stuffed – fucked

Sunbake – sunbathe

Sunnies – sunglasses

Surfies – people who go surfing – usually more often than they go to work!

Swag – sleeping bag

Swaggie – swagman (person carrying a sleeping bag)

Swagman – tramp, hobo (person carrying a sleeping bag)

Tall poppies – successful people

Tall poppy syndrome – the tendency to criticize successful people

Taswegian – derogatory term for a person from Tasmania

Technicolor yawn – vomit

Tinny – can of beer

Togs – swim suit

Top End – far north of Australia

Troppo, gone – to have escaped to a state of tropical madness; to have lost the veneer of civilisation after spending too long in the tropics

Tucker – food

Tucker bag – food bag

You little Ripper! – a reaction to good news

Useful

as an ashtray on a motorbike (do you need an explanation?)

Ute – utility vehicle, Aussie-style pickup truck

Vedgies – vegetables

Vegemite – Salty Aussie food spread, a by product of beer

Vejjo – vegetarian

Walkabout – a walk in the Outback by Aborigines that lasts for an indefinite amount of time

Whinge – complain

White pointers – topless (female) sunbathers

Wobbly – excitable (she got all wobbly when I askedor drunk (he’s got a wobbly boot on…)

Wog – flu or trivial illness

Wombat – somebody who eats, roots and leaves (see also root)

Woop Woop – fabricated name for any unknown place (they live in Woop Woop)

Wowser – straight person, a prude, puritan, or spoilsport

Wuss – coward or nervous person

XXXX – pronounced Four X, brand of beer made in Queensland

 

 

~Martin Trip

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